Usually the two o’clock bars are fun;

The four o’clocks always close,

And your dreams get bigger

On the shores of lake Michigan.

And your bicycle is the fastest thing going on Sheridan

Rolling north like a wrecking ball of love

Wheels humming “Didn’t we laugh together,

Share the grapes of wrath together.”

And you’re lookin’ for a doorbell to ring

And a father to tell,

I’m her lifeguard, I only wish her well.

Last night we shared some laughs together

You named her Katie, I call her Baby Jane.

And how many times I was you

And you were me?

And the wind’s blowin’ out

And Ernie wants the same damn song again.

Brother, I’ll always laugh, and I’ll always cry

When I hear a piano tinkling in the breeze

And a bicycle comes roaring by

Whispering, “Me naughty again.”